Stop talking about yourself!

Do you know what I love about you the most? That you have the bollocks to tell me when I’m wrong. To implore me to see things from another person’s point of view. To get me to consider life changing decisions, before recklessly charging into them. And always, always, with my best interests at heart.

You have quite literally changed my life. My day is genuinely made better by your existance. Every day.

Sadly, I can never convey my deep gratitude and how happy you make me, how i feel completely, as no matter who it is, my heart is kept too close to my chest. Friends, family, lovers, aquaintances…all have to second guess how I feel at some point. But it doesn’t matter.

You already know.

It’s a scary place sometimes. I sometimes wonder if home is a place, or a person.

“Your heart is the only place that I call home” - Heartlines, Florence + The Machine.

1) Quit my agency work, no one gives me an unjustified bollocking. Your loss.

2) Eat venison with asparagas.

3) Finally get my mum to believe that she is FUCKING SUFFOCATING ME, hence why I am not at home very much.

4) Watch Jeremy Kyle.

5) See my friends tonight, do something rad, maybe have a drinky and a sing song with the ol’ guitar.

6) Make plans for above meeting with friends.

7) Go to a supermarket and get a little bit overexcited at shopping. I’ll probably end up coming away with a pineapple and a tube of vagisil.

I don’t actually need vagisil. Trust.

8) Wash my hair, it looks vile.

9) Keep my fingers crossed that I have been paid tonight.

10) Find out what is in a Mai Tai.

11) See if I can find any other pop stars that my girlfriend looks like, so I can call her them. So far its Justin Bieber and Ed Sheeran. Need some more.

12) I might need to dance a little.

13) Write a meal plan for when I start my new job.

14) Get excited about new job.

15) Write list of things to buy with money from said job.

16) Feel slight disappointment when I realise that some things are too expensive. Like a horse, or a solid gold breastplate.

17) Look for a flat.

18) Plan flat warming/destruction.

19) Call Peaj.

20) Buy Florence and the Machine tshirt from River Island and cry with excitement at the prospect of wearing her face on my tits.

21) Eat 5 a day fruit and veg for once. Peanut butter kit kat doesn’t count.

I’m in the hairdressers and have no idea what colour my hair is being dyed. Excited much?